Thursday, May 12, 2005

Lesson 22 plots

579. Saruman was in a QUANDRY because the TREE ents had CORRALLED him.

580. Coal will HARDEN into a diamond te OLDER it gets if it is PENT IN tightly.

581. COUNTRIES like England keep their JEWELS PENT IN a secured showcase.

582. A GROUP of cardinals are CORRALLED in a room and GLUED to the task of picking a new pope.

583. The ST. BERNARD DOG has CAUSE to be alarmed for it has been PENT IN its cage fro severa hours.

585. The monkey from 403 shows off his catch in the PARK. He sticks the SCARF tied LIDDED CROCK in a CORRAL and releases the pack.

587. The man on the PODIUM explains the contest rules. You must fill a TOP HAT with SOIL as many TIMES as possible before NIGHTBREAK.

588. When the Walmart mega STORE expanded into fortune telling, it forced all the other FORTUNE TELLERS into CAVES.

589. Batman goes from his Bruce Wayne WAREHOUSE to his bat CAVE in his bat CAR.

590. The COURTYARD cost so much the COURTS had to move into a CAVE.

591. Stargate command is a GOV'T OFFICE located in a cave and yet is protected only by SPIKE strips.

592. A bat finds its BED in either a CAVE or a TREE.

593. In the US, HEMP growing is taken underground literally, with GROVES of the stuff grown in CAVES.

594. Cheech GRINDS his HEMP on a STONE to make his mary jane.

596. In olden times the HEART was considered the center of thought so when one FORGOT something, a thought PERISHED in the HEART.

597. Kenshin must ENDURE a tortureous BLADE in the HEART.

598. When the prisoner of war expained what he had to ENDURE it's hard not to ACKNOWLEDGE his WORDS.

599. Captain Carter was in MOURNING because her boyfriend was infected by a Go'uld SNAKE that that ate his HEART.

600. The SAMURAI'S true INTENTION is kept deep in his HEART.

601. The WORDS in the stolen DOCUMENT did not reach their INTENDED source.

602. When your LOYALTIES are divided, your HEART cannot make a choice and is therefore stuck in the MIDDLE.

604. The mrs. was AFFLICTED with emotional distress after finding a HEART on her SHISH KEBOB.

605. The farmer is always THINKING of his rice FIELD in his HEART.

606. When one GRACES you with his presence he expects it will CAUSE your HEART to flutter.

607. Batman APPLIED himself to catwoman deep in the HEART of his CAVE.

608. Who came up with the IDEA of using ultraSOUND to see the HEART.

609. CONCEPTS are an INTERmingling of thoughts conceived in the HEART.

610. If you BREATH too hard through your NOSE, it will make your HEART explode.

611. At doggy RECESS, there's a lot of TONGUES panting, NOSES sniffing, and HEARTS beating frantically.

612. You may get a new HEART as a FAVOR but might pay for it later with a NEEDLE in the BRAIN.

613. FEAR can cause a HEART attack, so it's important to at least CRAFT a MEDIOCRE HEART as backup.

614. The cowboys were BEGUILED for when they returned, kissed the FLOOR with thier MOUTH, and went to the FIESTA, their HEARTS were broken to find the women there were uglier than the cattle they had just herded.

615. EMOTIONS run high as MOUTHS go on the MARCH shouting from the HEART.

616. The MELANCHOLY prince WALKS (on his WALKING LEGS) with his CROWN held over his HEART rather on his HEAD.

617. The WIDOW lives alone in her HOUSE. Her husband killed by a DAGGER through the bottom of his HEAD, splitting his jaw wide open. Was it something he said.

618. When a bee is in a BUSY STATE OF MIND, all things but the nector seem to PERISH from its mind.

619. ECSTASY is a STATE OF MIND brought on by the DEVIL.

620. The Borg reach CONSTANCY because one STATE OF MIND SPANS the collective.

623. The princess was in a DREADFUL STATE OF MIND because she discovered she must sleep on dirty LINENS.

624. Watching something DISCONCERTING quickly changes your STATE OF MIND from positive to negative. Like watching a city LAID TO WASTE by a tsunami on xmas day.

625. REPENT for EVERY sin and your STATE OF MIND will be clear.

626. I HATE when the price of groceries INCREASES. That's no STATE OF MIND to go shopping.

628. Never have I seen a more PLEASURABLE STATE OF MIND than from BUTCHERS trying to chop each other up.

629. If you get into a LAZY STATE OF MIND during a bike race that piece of FLESH you call your butt will get LEFT behind.

630. Gollum was HUMILIATED when the TRUTH of his psychotic STATE OF MIND came out.

631. Frankenstein had REMORSE for giving the monster a MIND with only simple EMOTIONS.

632. Saying I've no RECOLLECTION of the STATE OF MIND I was in is just a fancy way of saying I've no IDEA.

633. The VALENTINES day necrophiliac was finally caught PINING in the GRAVEYARD.

634. The WATER god ANNEXED the HEAVENS to make his VALENTINES.

636. WATER OOZES out of the INVARIABLY DIVIDED HEART.